I already emailed this to the various pilots in my family (a surprisingly large group, random as that sounds), but I thought it was so funny that I just had to post it here. It probably won't be active for much longer - I think they archive their articles and make you pay for them, so click fast!
Businessman Asks To Buy US Bomber
The best part is what the businessman reportedly said.
(Leaving Moscow tomorrow! Holy Moly! And pictures from our Rostov trip are coming soon!)